Russian Soccer Fans Urged to Drink Whiskey to Ward Off Swine Flu Virus (summary: drinking = good health, at least no swine flu)
Go green - go in the shower (summary: peeing in the shower makes you ecologically sensitive)
Collectible COLBERT Space Patch Sells Out (summary: this is what it takes to get America interested in Space exploration: cartoon images of Stephen Colbert. yikes.)









